Route: Going forward from Byteback

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The six stories I wrote for The three and a half day parent were for a new media/book project called Byteback, which basically meant readers could download work for free and ensure the romantically enduring image of writers as impoverished was sustained. In less than one year the Route online magazine (launched in Feb 2005) has published eleven byteback books and distributed over 5000 copies of them. This was way over their estimation, but as Route editor Ian Daley explains; ‘for us the important part of Byteback was to generate work and allow us to provide space and opportunity for writers, it’s a real bonus that the writing is being read in such numbers. The work done by Tom Palmer et al with Four Fathers alone was outstanding given the newness of the idea, I think they gave over twenty readings, and hopefully 2006 will bring further development of that project.’

Route are now kicking off February with A Route Compendium, which is a small anthology of Byteback books, some of which are already on the site and some feature new work. They hope that this can develop into a regular feature and a progression route for some of the work they publish. The Bytebacks have been very successful but as Ian goes on to say ‘we’re fully aware that the format, technology and necessary origami is not to everyone’s liking, so to move some of the work into printed books is a natural course. Watch this space.

http://www.route-online.com

Chav to Shav

I was recently contacted by some researchers for the BBC programme ‘Heaven and Earth‘ concerning the emergence of the ‘Chav’ Identity. They insinuated that they would like me to appear on the programme and explain my views on the Chav phenomenon. What they really meant was ‘tell us everything you know, which we will take the credit for, and we will pass on to the presenters.’ So some advice. Don’t talk until you are paid, unless of course you are bored and enjoy talking. Perhaps I will install that paypal link after all…

The researchers also wanted to know if I knew of any ‘Chav’ hotspots in my local vacinity (despite the fact that I had explained in detail that Chavs do not exist and are a media creation.) Their dilema was simple. They didn’t want to shoot ‘Chavs’ in some of the ‘suggested’ areas around Manchester as they are under- going regeneration and investment (Wythemshaw) but were happy to come to my neck of the woods and shoot local kids on the street. Nottingham fits the stereotype at the moment with gun crime etc. I declined their kind offer.

The finished documentary achieved the usual standard: It failed to ask any serious questions or engage any kind of social or political inquiry. The only people to benefit were a few bored members of the public who got to air their prejudices to a wider audience which they could record and watch over and over again.

Slightly bored of seeing the working class ridiculed I have put forward an alternative stereotype for the media to digest called the Shav. If the CHAV are supposedly Council Housed And Violent then the SHAV are Surrey Homed And Vulgar. It is time to turn the clock back to when the upper stratum were the victims of satire and abuse. You can read more about this (and add or disagree with the definition) at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shav